Crush your dinner party "friends" and destroy your in-laws in the worst board game ever created. I have a .501 record and am willing to pass on my expertise.
"Picture yourself in the era of discoveries: after a long voyage of great deprivation, your ships have finally reached the coast of an uncharted island. Its name shall be Catan! But you are not the only discoverer. Other fearless seafarers have also landed on the shores of Catan: the race to settle the island has begun!"